Readers of a more delicate constitution may wish to look away now as you are unlikely to ever unsee this - but Sir Keir Starmer was laid bare at Prime Minister’s Questions today and it became glaringly apparent he had no balls.

Keir Starmer has just been snapped leaving No 10 and is making his way to the Commons to face Kemi Badenoch. Very soon, he'll be met with the usual six questions from the Tory leader, two from Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey, and then a number from MPs across the House.

It was in every sense a classic Kemi Badenoch performance at prime minister’s questions this afternoon. The open goal, identified beforehand by commentators and Conservative strategists alike; the blithe pivot away to a significantly less salient subject;

Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch will clash at the Despatch box today when they go head-to-head at Prime Minister's Questions. The Tory leader will have lots to take aim at during a week where Sir Keir has cosied up to the EU in an attempt to strengthen ties with the bloc.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer slapped down Donald Trump's plan to 'take over' Gaza and permanently relocate its citizens as he faced MPs at Prime Minister's Questions

Sir Keir Starmer claimed Kemi Badenoch is "not fit to be prime minister" as the pair clashed over national security and energy projects in the Commons. The Prime Minister responded to criticism of his handling of the deal to cede the Chagos Islands to Mauritius by suggesting his Conservative counterpart had not requested a national security briefing on the issue as "she's more interested in chasing Reform".